Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The bank tellers always seem so happy to see me

"I forgot my debit card, so I wrote myself a check, which I'm not even sure is what you are supposed to do, but I did it."

"That's fine."

"I'm kinda wondering what's next, 'cause I have a test today, and you need your student ID to take it, 'cause my professor is kind of psycho, but the nice kind of psycho. Honestly, I expected to find out I forgot pants after I noticed I didn't have my debit card."

Awkward silence. 

The best part is I haven't even caffeinated yet.