Sometimes, my education is worth every cent

"Today, in class, we learned about pyramids and Egypt and floods! They had time sheets with excuses for why people missed work, and there was one, this one hieroglyph, and it said the guy missed work because he had a hangover."

"..."

"There was a hieroglyph for hangover! THAT IS SO COOL!"

Addictive tendencies

Why does the internet have to be so distracting?

And why did Teh Boy's laptop have to decide to be ornery two days before he comes down to visit?